Of course a paunchy man fast approaching his 70th birthday will not compare favourably with a 23-year-old young stud.Especially not when I still feel vibrant and youthful enough to attract the hot young Pups of this world?We exchanged friendly messages and spoke on the phone. We stayed in touch via email and Daniel kept trying to pursue things further, but I knew there would be no point.You can’t commit yourself to someone because he is a nice person — even if he does have a cool car.I mean, designer stubble can look sexy on a cute 26-year-old, but it makes a 62-year-old look like a dishevelled pensioner.
He was a champion whinger whose bitterness could have melted the phone line.
So why on earth should I settle for an out-of-condition old codger like him just because society deems it appropriate for me?
Especially not when I still feel vibrant and youthful enough to attract the hot young Pups of this world? ’ sneered one anonymous troll, while others gleefully informed me that my actions meant I faced a sad and lonely old age.
The chubby, balding civil servant in his early 50s who contacted me would not normally be someone I’d meet up with, but he messaged me in such a witty and eloquent way that I agreed to meet him for tea.
His company amused me, so when he later invited me to his house so he could cook me dinner, I accepted.